eyeslikecominghome:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

Reblog this if you have Skype, and you’re willing to share it with the followers that ask for it. 

boygrimlark:

caresaggressively:

the-vashta-nerada:

shakeitupbaby:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

i tried to write a kid’s song and oh god where did i go wrong

no really someday my kids will be like “mom sing us a lullaby” and i’ll sing this song  about snails and setting churches on fire and killing homeless men and hookers and drugs and suicide

this song made my kid cry.

WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THIS FOR YOUR CHILD

my friend and i made a kids’ song about how the sun’s going to burn everything to death once

i feel your pain 

Just in case anyone needed to be reminded that people on Tumblr should not be/become parents.

genocider-chlo:

let’s bring this back

rainbow-112:

This will always be funny

remusslupin:

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 

*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of yahoo before you leave the premises, thank you

jonathan-romero-butt:

chazychazle:

jakeassenglish:

am I Sherlock or am I Dave?

Either way I still don’t see John for 3 years.

GET OUT.

D4V3 1S TH1S YOU?

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

Chris Pine on David Letterman [x]

You and dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing. But you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you!

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

amandaonwriting:

A Writer’s Comic

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange